I had a more writerly post in mind for today, but when my husband added a third and fourth conversational gem to the two that were already rattling around in my head, I just couldn't help but unleash him upon the world.
He's insane. And fun.
Ben: I'm tired.
Me: Why don't you take a nap?
Ben: Because napping is like selling time to the devil.
Me: I'm going to lunch with the guys on Thursday. Supposedly there's a new Thai place on Pratt St.
Ben: Oh, yeah, on Pratt. That new place.
Me: You know it?
Ben: Yeah.
Me: How do you know about it?
Ben: Jacques and I walked by it the other night.
Me: You did? Where is it?
Ben: On Pratt.
Me: Right, but where on Pratt?
Ben: Near that other place.
Me: Which other place?
Ben: Where's Pratt St.?
**I can't imagine any sensitive folks read my blog, but here's my warning: the next two represent the love of vulgarity that is at the heart of our fun-loving relationship.**
Me: {shows off scrapbook page proudly} Look! Aren't these cute?
Ben: {nods}
Me: They're called 'Thickers.'
Ben: {nods}
Me: Because they're thick stickers. Get it?
Ben: Right. Just like my Thenis.
Me: {walks into the waiting room of my doctor's office after my yearly exam}
Ben: How's your vagina?
I love my man. :)
2 comments:
Ha, very funny. I can just picture these conversations between you two.
Hey! Lovely seeing you 'round these parts. :)
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