I present to you the five stages of TV show love, Renee-style:
Stage One: Interest
Huh. That looks neat. Let's watch an episode.
Stage Two: Infatuation
OMG! I love this show! The characters are so interesting!!
Stage Three: Addiction
Just one more episode, honey. Pleeeeease?
Stage Four: Obsession
Do I WANT to watch it tonight? Is that a trick question? DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THE PROMISE OF WATCHING THESE EPISODES IS ALL THAT GETS ME THROUGH THE DAY???
Stage Five: Integration
OMG, I totally just made a Torres expression. Did you see it? I just did that thing she does. Also, you know that voice you hear in your head? Like your internal narration voice? Yeah. Mine's Tim Roth now. All the time. Spot-on accent, too. I'm kind of impressed with myself.
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