Glasses of wine consumed: 3 (see how I start with the important things?)
Pages of ON WRITING read: 5
Mothers taken out to dinner: 1
Mothers phoned: 2
Number of times nephew balanced a coaster on his head: dozens (impressive for a just-over-one year old, no?)
Hours between eating asparagus and having the asparagus pee: 2
Hotels and hotel-like-places booked in Japan: 4
Tripadvisor.com reviews read: 3 gorgonzillion (+/- 1 gorgonzillion... I may have lost count towards the end)
Potential fraud alerts received from credit card: 2 (no, darlings, that was 31,500 YEN not dollars but thanks so much for checking)
Contortionists watched: 1 (no, ppl, this was not at home thankyouverymuch)
Boxes of seltzer thrown from the shopping cart when husband wheeled around a corner at the grocery store: 1
Number of words written: 0 *crai*
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