If you'll recall, Sirius belongs to my friend Julie. Julie claims that he is a Goldendoodle. I used to call him an Eyelashdoodle because he has the most freakishly long eyelashes I've ever seen in my life.
That is...until I went to the San Diego Safari Park.
There, I discovered Sirius's true nature. He is a Cape Buffalodoodle. Allow me to prove it to you.
Here are Sirius's freakishly long eyelashes:
I drew that blue box around them to help you see them since, even though the suckers are two inches long, they are a little hard to distinguish with the whole black-on-black look he's sporting.
Now here is a Cape buffalo I met at the San Diego Safari Park:
CHECK OUT THEIR EYELASHES:
I mean, come on people. That's two different Cape buffalo, both with Sirius's freaktastic eyelashes. Indisputable.
This raises some serious (see what I did there?) questions. Where did Sirius come from? How did his poodle-parent get access to Cape buffalo in the first place? What was the courtship process like? Were they discriminated against for being an inter-species couple? The implications are mind boggling.
Juls, I hope for your sake that Sirius doesn't start sporting a pair of fantastically curved horns to go along with his buffalo lashes. That could get a bit unwieldy. In the meantime, I expect you to start owning up to his heritage. For the love of rhinos, it's 2011. Designer dogs are all the rage now. ;P
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