This day just keeps getting funnier

Ok, I had to take a break and share, cuz this shit is funny.

For those of you who don't know, I'm a vegetarian and an avid defender of animal rights. I don't buy products that are tested on animals. With very few exceptions, I don't buy leather. I never buy fur. You're getting the point, right?

The guy who mows our lawn just stopped by to explain that he hunts on a property adjacent to mine and the walk to the property is really, really difficult -- sometimes there's mud up to his waist! -- and would I mind if he parked his car in front of my house and walked through my woods instead because it would be a lot easier.

I somehow managed not to erupt into peals of hysterical laughter and just calmly explained that I was a vegetarian and would not support hunting in any way. So sorry you have to slog through mud on your way to kill the deer living in my woods. I can see how that would really dampen the joy of the slaughter.

Good times, good times.

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