7 Degrees of Separation

I learned the most amazing thing last night. There are only 7 degrees of separation between me and Angelina Jolie. Check it out:

Me to--
Kim Guodace (my longtime friend's sister) to--
Linda Hamilton (a friend of Kim's is friends with Linda and got married at her house -- Kim hung out with Linda for 3 days during the wedding) to--
Arnold Schwarzenegger (Terminator movies) to--
George Clooney (Batman & Robin) to--
Brad Pitt (Oceans Eleven, etc.) to--
Angie (um, hello? Life Partner and BabyDaddy)

Now, admittedly, those are 7 rather large degrees of separation. I'm quite sure Arnold and George would be a bit...inaccessible. And my love and obsession for Angelina runs deep, my friends. So I did some more research today and came up with this:

Me to--
Kim Guodace (my longtime friend's sister) to--
Linda Hamilton (wedding, yadda yadda) to--
Ron Perlman (Beauty and the Beast) to--
John Hurt (Hellboy, Hellboy II) to--
Cate Blanchett (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) to--
Brad Pitt (Babel) to--
Angie

That's 8 degrees, but much more feasible, I feel. Therefore, this is the plan that will be followed if I should suddenly find myself with a terminal illness.

What? Can you really blame me for wanting this to be one of the last things I see in this life?