Friday, July 11, 2008

X-Files: The Love Story or The Idiots at TV Guide

At the grocery store today, this magazine cover caught my eye:



(In case you can't read the sub-heading, it says, "Do Mulder and Scully finally fall in love? Inside this summer's most mysterious-and romantic-blockbuster.")

To which I immediately responded, "You stupid dorks! They're already in love!" Out loud. In the check out aisle.

WTF????? Do Mulder and Scully "finally" fall in love? Who's the asshat who wrote this? Clearly someone who never freaking watched the show. Clearly someone who didn't drink up 7 seasons of insane romantic tension which culminated in the best, most anticipated on-screen TV kiss evah. Clearly someone who has no idea what they're talking about!!!!!!

TV Guide can kiss my seam-splitting ass.

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